Agreement and laws of the club

Welcome to Waterway Children's Book Club!

This agreement outlines the laws for the use of Waterway Children's Book Club's Website, located at https://waterwaypublishing.com

Waterway Children's Book Club ("the club") is a private membership club for those of mankind only; the club is hosted by i: a woman; Deborah Dixon; life-time membership is free; membership provides exclusive access to a range of information, property and time; all activities through or within the club occur within the private domain only; your order confirms your acceptance of the agreement of membership and laws of the club;

i, enter into this agreement of my own free will; i, choose to establish this agreement between i, and the woman, Deborah Dixon;

i; agree to be responsible for my own actions and for the consequences of how i, use any of the information i, gain here;

i, attest that my actions on this and any subsequent visit to this website or to any event or place provided within the club (including electronic communications) are by i, in my own right and private capacity as a man/woman, and not as an agent or representative for any government or non-governmental agency or organisation whose purpose is to enforce a legal code, act or statute where no man or woman has been harmed, or to carry out any mission of entrapment or investigation; i, understand that this will be considered to be trespass by way of barratry and that i, will become immediately liable to pay compensation under this agreement, in the amount of 100 000 pounds sterling plus 10 pounds sterling per minute the trespass continues;

i, understand that any claims of wrong and/or trespass under this agreement shall be governed by law and may be pressed in a court of law by and between those of mankind only;

i, agree not to share, copy, reproduce, or sell any of the property offered here, without first obtaining the explicit written consent of the woman and/or man who did create it;

i, agree to act according to law, and not to engage in abusive, violent, irresponsible, menacing, destructive or harassing behaviour towards any other man or woman who does participate in the club, lest my membership be dismissed, and access to all property offered by or through the club cease;

i, agree to and digitally autograph this agreement, without coercion, in exchange for access to the benefits offered by or through the club, and do acknowledge that i, have read, understand and agree to the laws of the club;

Laws of the club

The rules of the club are as follows and become law once you agree to the agreement;

The club, website and property offered herein is provided by i: a woman; Deborah Dixon, on an "as is" basis; i, and others of mankind do offer our time and property through the club; and property and time offered through this website or any outlet of the club is property of i, and/or of those of mankind who do otherwise create it;

All who use the property offered through this website or any other outlet of the club do so as a man or woman only, and do take full responsibility for said use;

We, as mankind, can interact with you as a man or woman only;

All who donate and/or compensate for time and/or property through this website or any other outlet of the club, do so as a man or woman in the private;

All donations and/or compensation are given before time and/or property will be shared;

Any property that we as mankind did create, we hereby claim as our property;

Any information you provide to this site you do so in the private; we consider the information you provide to this site as your property; we will respect your property and keep it private; we do not store credit or debit card details; we may from time to time contact you with information about upcoming events related to your membership of the club; you can request that we delete your information;

All who use this site, time or property offered through the club, or attend any online or offline events offered through the club are responsible for their own circumstances and feelings, and for their use of any property they may receive, and agree not to attempt to make those who host or any others of mankind responsible for said circumstances and feelings, and/or for any consequences of such use;

Cookies:

The website uses cookies to help personalise your online experience; by accessing Waterway Children's Book Club, you agree to use the required cookies;

A cookie is a text file that is placed on your hard disk by a web page server; cookies cannot be used to run programs or deliver viruses to your computer; cookies are uniquely assigned to you and can only be read by a web server in the domain that issued the cookie to you;

We may use cookies to collect, store, and track information for statistical or marketing purposes to operate our website; you have the ability to accept or decline optional Cookies; there are some required Cookies that are necessary for the operation of our website; these cookies do not require your consent as they always work;

We have the right to change these laws from time to time as we see fit and your continued use of the site will signify your acceptance of any adjustment to these laws; you will be able to cancel your membership if you do not agree to the changes;

These laws also apply to any events offered by us which may take place in any physical location;

To ask questions in regard to these laws email us at info@waterwaypublishing.com